12-08-2009, 10:51 PM
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In this chapter: The POEC-Card!
Step 1: Hook!
You walk up to a girl who is pretty, but not model-like pretty. You ask her:"Sorry, do you have a POEC-Card?"
Her reaction will most probably be:"No, what's that?"
Step 2: Lure!
You explain her how about it's a special card for models. You thought she was a model. POEC stands for Purchase Of Essential Clothing, which is a special card awarded to models so they can buy clothing with discounts from special selected stores. It gets refunded by the modelling agency. You tell her that your ex was a model and you could always shop around with it thanks to that.
Step 3: Hook!
Tell her you got an old POEC-card at home, and you'll show it to her so she'll know what to look for. When at home, either show a FAKE (of course they don't exist, idiot) POEC-card you made, or tell her it's lost! Now, she's at your place, flattered by you... make your move, hunter!
That is all for today kids!
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12-08-2009, 11:15 PM
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12-08-2009, 11:26 PM
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12-08-2009, 11:26 PM
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CRACKED READER!
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12-08-2009, 11:27 PM
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The ad portrays the worst fishing spot in the known world, somewhere in the Dick Ocean, while a naked Disney Princess guides her condom sub through what is undoubtedly the most obscene coral reef in the history of ever. There are dick turtles, dick octopi, dick jellyfish and even a nasty dick anemone that appears to be splooging in the bottom center.
Worst of all? The artist didn't Google "how does a condom work" before putting brush to paper. You don't put the woman in there, silly. That won't even work, unless you're using Durex XXLs.
The message we're left with? Ladies, do not go scuba diving nude or the entire ocean will try to give you syphilis.
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12-08-2009, 11:28 PM
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12-08-2009, 11:29 PM
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Nice, I check the site out every other day and read the articles. Sometimes funny as shit.
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12-08-2009, 11:34 PM
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thats crazy HsJ.......... im one of there volunteer idea interns. If an article gets over 200,000 views they give you some commission ( in... and if it gets 1,000,000 views you get around 3 grand +.
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